THE WEATHER:
ah, Spring.....bwahahahaha!
YOU:
"Dear, what's the weather look like today? What? 37 degrees? What the hell...its April 26th."
THE WEATHER:
Awe, so sorry; this is Western New York, fool.
YOU:
"I can't fucking believe this."
THE WEATHER:
Believe it, fool! You and your idiotic musings about Spring! Last week I teased you with sunny skies and 70 degrees just so I could dash your pathetic hopes with wind, rain, and plunging temperatures.
YOU:
[more profanity and sniffling sounds]
THE WEATHER:
I think you need some Snow! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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