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Thursday, May 19, 2016

the Trump electorate

“If I were to run, I’d run as a Republican. They’re the dumbest group of voters in the country. They believe anything on Fox News. I could lie and they’d still eat it up. I bet my numbers would be terrific.”
   --Donald Trump, People magazine, 1998

“Could it be possible that this man, once derided as the quintessence of national excess and shame, now charms values voters with such blatant, classless appeals to the lowest common denominator of the dipshit moron voter?.......the answer is a resounding yes! Campaign ploys painstakingly designed to strike every stereotypical chord with aging white conservatives resonate not only with the largely male retiree target audience, but also with that electorate’s beleaguered, long-suffering wives. One of the three or four groups most disadvantaged by the dipshit moron worldview, white women born in the 50s and 60s have every reason not to goose-step along to their menfolk’s tyrannical tune. Yet they stand there permatanned, bleached blonde, and delirious, urging them onward unto Armageddon." 
   --Jonathan Brunson
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