Sunday, February 18, 2018

Obama-esque

Barack Obama’s presidential portrait was revealed in Washington, and the comparisons to Mona Lisa have been as immediate as they are expected.
“The man, she is the enigma,” says noted art-historian Basel D’Arte, best known for his critiques of famous paintings, and less so for his grasp of the distinctions between masculine and feminine pronouns in the English language. 
“When you look at the Obama man, you see much beauty, strength, and a certain how-you-say? A bit of a real fuck-you? Oui, c’est ca. A certain ‘fuck-you-I’ve-thought-about-this-a-lot-and-I-don’t-think-you-really-have. This is what the painting says, and that is why his eyes? They rolls like a royce.”

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