Florida

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOUR HAZARD QUOTIENT HERE. Fools continue to underestimate the threat matrix Florida provides on a daily basis for even the simplest of activities. You set out to rob a house, you flee into the woods, you assume that the alligator that killed you was really the first and most obvious danger you didn't account for, and not any of the following:

• any of the citizens, all armed to the teeth and legally cleared to ventilate your person if they feel threatened
• the driver you didn't see narrowly miss you on the road, who could have been old, drunk, or old and drunk
• the private plane overhead that didn't crash into you, probably also flown by a drunk old person and/or a drug smuggler
• any variety of poisonous snakes you stepped over, or that were in the pockets of the residents
• the police, who are pretty liberal with their gunfire
• lightning
• an uninspected building falling on you
• sinkhole swallowing you
• random bear attack (new, but growing in popularity)

Florida: it will kill you, if you give it time. Do your robbery planning accordingly

--Spencer Hall, EDSBS
(and a craft brew salute to R. Beatty)