No one will ever come back
against the Tide, ever. There was that loss to Ole Miss for
some reason and now there is only the drought, and the nuclear
wasteland, and Alabama wandering through it smiling. Derrick Henry is
245 pounds and can outrun entire SEC defenses. Death is the only real
undefeated team.
Alabama does not need water or
sleep or hope like weak human flesh, nor even require a functioning
quarterback. Don't watch the Tide unless you like watching the football
equivalent of famine, or are an Alabama fan, and these are the same
things. They play Charleston Southern and Auburn to end the season, and
then Florida in the SEC Championship. They are already basically in the
Playoff. Give up hope forever. Give it up now.
~~Spencer Hall
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