Thursday, October 15, 2015

hillary

Attack, n.
Actual meaning: Criticism.

Usage:  As someone in a powerful position, I don’t feel like having to be responsible for the consequences of my actions today, or any other day. I think I’ll just conflate being criticized and being attacked and play the victim so that I can shift the blame for them back onto my critics and anyone trying to hold me accountable for my actions. Then I’ll reconstruct myself as a champion of democracy in the face of the terrorist peril with the aid of the mass media woohoo!


   --Modern Newspeak Dictionary, Ben Debney

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